The Joys of Being a Dog Lady

Has a dog ever pooped on your head? For me, the answer was no... up until today that is.

Yep Chloe decided my head would be a great spot to pop a squat and take a dump.

How in the world did she poop on my head you may ask?

Well, I was laying on my stomach, on the couch and Chloe  hopped up to lay on my back...or so I thought. I didnt think anything of it, especially since she IS potty trained. She rings a little bell by the door to let us know she has to go outside.

Anyway... I realize Chloe had been standing on my upper back for awhile and I could feel her shaking, so I lifted up to look back at her and a little poop turd rolled off my back and down my arm! It was all in my hair and smeared down my back! It wasn't solid poop either it was slimey!

Of course, I began dry heaving. In between my dry heaves, I ran around like a crazy person, stripping off my clothes as fast as I could and yelling at Chloe all at the same time. It was GROSS! Lets just say she is in the dog house with me tonight.

I could shift the blame onto Conrad, who fed her pepperoni the night before. This may have made her stomach upset, and caused her to have a sudden poop attack on my head. That's the only reason I can think of as to why she would poop on ME! Anyway, Conrad is not the one who pooped on me, so I still blame the hound.

Grammin

Right now our future is so completely up in the air right now.

Conrad graduates next month and he takes the bar exam in July.

After that, I have no idea where we will be or what we are doing and that freaks me out a little...maybe a lot. 

I just have to remember Gordon B. Hinckley's words and know that, "Everything will work out."
I might need to plaster that quote all over my apartment as a constant reminder.

Lately, I have had no motivation to blog.  Its no longer new and exciting for me. 

Instagram has become the new and exciting thing.

I'm pretty new to it.
I have to refrain myself from posting every picture I take with my phone... Especially since most of them are of my dog.

Since when did I become the crazy overly obsessed dog lady?
The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem right?

Life has been pretty darn good and Instagram has been a great way to compile and share our fun moments...      
until the next new and exciting thing comes along of course :)

Croc-A-Dach

Chloe has one tooth that always pokes out of her mouth it looks so funny. It usually happens when she is sleeping. When we first noticed it Conrad gave her the nick name croc-a-dach (Crocodile teeth and a dachshund face) shortened to crocky.

A Dachshund doing tricks???

Conrad recently put a video of Chloe doing simple tricks on You Tube. He taught her the tricks and he is very proud of it, hence the posting of the video on You Tube. Conrad taught her really easy tricks but wiener dogs are a pretty dumb breed so it is impressive that Conrad was able to teach her any trick. I taught my other dog Jersey how to shake and he was not the smartest dog by any means. So, I thought I could teach Chloe the same trick but I lost the patience to keep trying. Conrad told me it's because I am just a beta and she only listens to him, the "alpha dog." mmmhmmm... I'm sure that's it.

Here is the video he posted.